When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.
Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!
by Brownsugar December 30, 2013
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by Bugger99 October 4, 2022
Get the Snowman Cookie-ed mug.When you and your gf are having sex you take a pile of snow and shove it in her vagina/ass and watch it slide out.
by Fowshow June 14, 2017
Get the sliding snowman mug.When an overweight/overly obese man is doing anal and ejaculates large amounts of semen inside the rectal cavity. Thus the act of a Santa Claus parody. Because everyone knows Santa gets pussy from Mrs. clause
“Man that beared jiggalo sure did cum a lot in sally’s Ass.
“Yeah he went full Abominable Snowman on her, boom! *imitates avalanche sounds*”
“Yeah he went full Abominable Snowman on her, boom! *imitates avalanche sounds*”
by Boogieclyde December 25, 2018
Get the Abominable Snowman mug.A “Snow”man that you make during the winter when there isn’t much snow on the ground. Due to the lack of snow, it ends up being mostly dirt. Commonly mistaken for real Black men.
by OneWholeGay December 25, 2020
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A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.
A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.
"Babushka! Babushka! Jakob was out, digging in the snow when he found a hand sticking out from the ground!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"
by Liam Longshire November 29, 2018
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