Snorkel Simulator

a. A penis

b. a term used emphasizing your desire to have a woman suck your dick.

Dude, check that woman out in the pool. She needs to be on the snorkel simulator.

by Billwhack July 13, 2012

asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.

I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.

by Moss the Boss visiblydistorted July 17, 2020

Sack snorkeling

When a person is giving head to another and they lick the ball sack of the individual receiving the blowjob.

My wife loves to sack snorkel

My wife is a sack snorkeling queen

My wife sack snorkeled me last night.

by Buckfutter1980 November 12, 2021

Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 02, 2023

Fart Snorkel

A snorkel placed in the mouth of the first party, while a second party sits on the opened end and farts down the tube into the mouth of the first party.

Wes gave Cody a fart snorkel while he was snorkeling in the pool.

by Peesalot June 21, 2018

Gut snorkel

A bullet hole in the abdomen area

He was trying to break into my car so I shot him and gave him a gut snorkel

by Thompson0127 May 27, 2025

mirror snorkeler

A person who snorts alot of cocaine or crank. Very popular in the late 80's and early 90's..

I used to hang out with alot of mirror snorkelers in high school. They were always in the bathroom rolling up their dollar bills to snort their speed.

by boat crew April 29, 2011