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muddy snapper 

The act of a male inserting his penis into a women's vagina after pulling it out of her anus. Presumably there is fecal matter on the man's penis, which ultimately makes its way to the woman's vagina.
Mike 1: Some bitch wanted me to pound her ass last night.
Mike 2: How'd it go?
Mike 1: Pretty nasty in fact, she tapped out after like 3 seconds but I made sure I got my nut by giving her the old muddy snapper. I then doused my cock in Clorox.
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Chapped Snapper Face 

When a person's face is red and raw from eating a woman's pussy for a long time. Especially if she hasn't shaved in a few days.
I tore my girls pussy up for hours last night. She had stubble from not shaving that thing for a week so I got chapped snapper face. Got any lotion?
Chapped Snapper Face by Vettech12 October 18, 2017

Meat snapper 

A very juicy pussy that snaps up man meat and doesn't let go.
Her meat snapper gripped my cock hard enough to snap it in two last night. I'm going back for seconds.

coochie snapper 

Matt is such a fucking coochie snapper
coochie snapper by Jaysamazingcum November 3, 2019

Polly Snapper

A real knee slapper, a good chuckle bringer. A joke, phrase, or story that makes you laugh.
Girlfriend: MY BALLS ITCH
Dude: What a polly snapper!!!
Polly Snapper by _fr@nk_ November 15, 2019

Whipper Snapper 

A Whipper Snapper is just a young person who is inexperienced and overconfident and mostly used by older people.
The old man yelled at the whipper snapper as the young boy walked on his lawn.

nonferrous snapper 

When a woman is on her period with lack of food and sufficient water for a couple of days and is too weak to continue her journey as a person illegally entering the United States. Lack of iron causes a non ferrous snapper.
We were hunting for a group of illegal aliens and I met a woman who was in a weakened state. Upon learning she not eaten or drink sufficient water, I got her some food and water. She said she was on her period, and I told her to keep her nonferrous snapper out of the desert.