the name given to the penis of any guy you sleep with in hopes of making them feel special and empowered in relation to their package.
"baby, i'm naming him Sir Winston because he's so big I just want to bow down to him"
"does sir winston want to come out and play?"
"does sir winston want to come out and play?"
by yessssssssssssssssssssssum January 15, 2009
Get the sir winston mug. this khmer f00 that i go to sko0 with.. talks about Dick all day..
o yea n stabbed some1 i kno wit a PLASTIC SPORK!!
o yea n stabbed some1 i kno wit a PLASTIC SPORK!!
by Infamouz February 24, 2005
Get the SiR Gromug. Used to address people you care little to nothing about, in a manner, which is polite, yet not truly respectful.
by shamanism August 23, 2018
Get the Kind Sirmug. The ultimate of biengs, Sir Pimpington, once met Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris would be the ultimate of biengs but he round house kicked being a bieng in the face) and walked away. Sir Pimpington hustles bitches around the world in any condition he wants, if one of his bitches gets pregnant he throws them into the ocean because Sir Pimpington is environmentally friendly, he understands the need for food in the underwater society of Atlantis. Sir Pimpington won't take your shit, you step out of line and Sir Pimpington will fuck u up with his 999999inch cock, no one...fucks with Sir Pimpington (Chuck Norris would, but he is not measured by human limits)...If Sir Pimpington walks by bow the fuck down!
Sir Pimpington.
you dont need an example, you just need a ticket to another planet if you piss Sir Pimpington off...And you still won't be saved.
you dont need an example, you just need a ticket to another planet if you piss Sir Pimpington off...And you still won't be saved.
by Charelsworth Jr September 25, 2010
Get the Sir Pimpington.mug. What you usually call an abnormally very small penis. Normally the 'sir' is added to increase the penis's already low self esteem due to it being quite small.
Me: "Hey, Dude, how is Sir John doing? Did he enjoy last night with me?"
Dude: *Thinks: She called him Sir, so I really was mistaken when I thought it was small* "Sir John is doing GREAT, thanks."
Dude: *Thinks: She called him Sir, so I really was mistaken when I thought it was small* "Sir John is doing GREAT, thanks."
by nicegal69 November 14, 2010
Get the Sir Johnmug. a phrase used to respond to unnecessary horniness; can be used to shut the OP, or original poster, down.
An alternative use for saying “bro stfu why are you so horny it’s 8:00am”
An alternative use for saying “bro stfu why are you so horny it’s 8:00am”
by ReallyRebbie May 14, 2020
Get the Sir, this is a Wendy’smug. by Mr Special July 8, 2019
Get the sir realmug.