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drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.
1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023
mugGet the drink yourself sidewaysmug.

Cut the meat sideways

Don’t cut the meat sideways and get your work done.
by JimmyDaWordsmith July 26, 2021
mugGet the Cut the meat sidewaysmug.

sideways tall

Nathan: I'm getting fat as fuck.
Drayton: Nah man, you're not fat, your just sideways tall.
by Haluci-N8 July 20, 2018
mugGet the sideways tallmug.

right fucking sideways

Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.
Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?

Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.
by snilly March 10, 2011
mugGet the right fucking sidewaysmug.

Sideways Sandy

Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.
Full sexual climax is not to be achieved for the Sideways Sandy.
by MooseBalls July 2, 2021
mugGet the Sideways Sandymug.

Sunny Sideways

When you back flip onto the woman's vagina, beat her with a frying pan, and finish it off by taping her to the bed and torching her with a flamethrower.
If you can pull of a successful Sunny Sideways, you are hereby ordained Priest of the Earth and the second coming of Jesus Christ.
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