Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.
1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023
Get the drink yourself sidewaysmug. by JimmyDaWordsmith July 26, 2021
Get the Cut the meat sidewaysmug. by Haluci-N8 July 20, 2018
Get the sideways tallmug. by snilly March 10, 2011
Get the right fucking sidewaysmug. Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.
by MooseBalls July 2, 2021
Get the Sideways Sandymug. When you back flip onto the woman's vagina, beat her with a frying pan, and finish it off by taping her to the bed and torching her with a flamethrower.
If you can pull of a successful Sunny Sideways, you are hereby ordained Priest of the Earth and the second coming of Jesus Christ.
by The Greener Weiner Cleaner May 13, 2018
Get the Sunny Sidewaysmug. by Squirtsalot October 6, 2015
Get the mexican sideways tacomug.