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Phone scrimping

When your partner feels a need to go on they’re phone as soon as you leave the room either to play clash Royale or go on YouTube and death scroll.
I left to get a snack and came back in he was phone scrimping
by Angrygothgirl August 19, 2025
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Keep on screwing

Something an old crackhead called Cathy will say to you after almost being ran over by some lip in a car near to a care home in central Birmingham (may also happen outside a nursery with a name that kind of rhymes with tittle nipple, but this is rare). The phrase will be spoken when the crackface opens their legs outside an old dirty phone box, and tries to smooth talk you. Usually followed by a loud cackle. This strange sound is the crackholes mating call. If the crackbum says this phrase to you, run away to the nearest off license and buy some fruit gums.
Charlie Help! There is a crackhead walking towards me!

Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!

Cathy Keep on screwing!

Both Aaahhh! Kill her!

Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!

Both Disembowl her dead corpse!
by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020
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urban lance-scaping

A product of the one man nation that is @that_ldp.
"Urban Lance-scaping is my favorite subject, but that which I am least skilled at."
by AGreenSmudge December 15, 2021
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South side scalping

When you’re fucking a girl and her wig/weave falls out.
I went down to the heights and gave this bitch a south side scalping.
by Southsidezach April 3, 2022
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The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.
It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside
by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024
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