Senior Scramble

The Senior Scramble is a two part definition, it involves a man and a woman, generally both having low self esteems. The Senior Scramble term can be associated with two people first meeting their senior year then quickly marrying, or it can be two people who have dated for a long time and have given up on finding someone they actually like and have given up on happiness, then they end up getting married immediately after college. Watching two students marry who don't truly like each other is a complete joy. Whether it's because they just met and the pressures to be popular are too strong, or they've dated for years and realize that their personalities are junk and everyone else has been taken by the Scramble... Either way, the non-scrambles get a free party out of the wedding reception and a good laugh as the marriage ends in divorce or everlasting sadness.

A.) Kyle: You don't think that I am a part of the Senior Scramble do you?
Tim: Kyle, look at it this way, you just met her senior year and you only think she's a gem because all the others have been picked over. It's just like when you go clothes shopping for shorts at the end of the summer, all the good stuff is taken and they're desperate for someone to take the merchandise. It seems like a deal at the time until the season starts over again. Unfortunately you are a part of the Senior Scramble.

B.) Chris: Hi Andy! Did you hear that Erika and I are getting married?
Andy: No, but I assumed so. You're both way to desperate and ugly to find another person, welcome to the Senior Scramble!

by DJ Dago March 10, 2011

Scrubbies

pieces of food that were dropped on the floor by the people before you at a restaurant, they have to be cleaned up while you are there and the restaurant staff is very embarrassed.

Ah, shoot better go tell the waiter that there is scrubbies on the floor

by Taetaerea john February 2, 2017

Egg Scrambler

Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.

He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.

by Frostwulf August 10, 2012

Scabbies

scabbie infected wetback wannabe redneck firefighting hangy pussy lickin "tater-tot" pillpoppin theif, swamp donkey fucking dopehead!! He's the son of a border crosser whom which tends to have an obsession with judging people because of the mistakes they have made in the past. Even though she's a dope whore from way back when. Scabbies is a dead beat no good low life useless piece of shit whom will never amount to anything more than what he is today. He thinks he is gods gift to women but in reality they just pray to god they don't get his air born STDs!! PUSSY ASS NIGGA, I DON'T WANT CHA GONORRHEA!!!! SAUGHN !!!! YOU HAVE BEEN URBAN DICTIONAFIED BY YA SISTAS!!!! FUCK YA BITCH!!!!

GIRL 1: Hey why are you in the hospital??do you really have scabbies??
GIRL 2: I don't want to say cause I'm to ashamed :(
GIRL 1: What happened? You can tell me..
GIRL 2: Well I caught the Shaughn :(
GIRL 1: THAT SHITS DEADLYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

by wutwut inthebut November 29, 2011

Scrambled Egg

Military: Describes the uniforms of higher ranks that have excessive gold braiding or decoration on the caps and sleeves.

The dictator Idi Amins uniforms were famous if only for the massive amounts of scrambled egg on them.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Scrambled-Vaus

Scramble and Vaus may be used as substitute words in possibly ANY saying.
Vaus representing the noun. (Vaus in plural form is no different from it's singular form.)
And scramble representing the verb or adjective.
Background: Arkanoid 1988

"That's not the way the cookie crumbles"=
"That's not the way the vaus scrambles"

"Don't count your chickens before they've hatched"=
"Don't count your vaus before they've scrambled"

"My... Your daughter surely looks beautiful today"
"My... Your vaus surely looks scrambled today"

by Mr Weegels April 12, 2005

scrumbles

When a woman (or male) is wearing granny-panties or other larger undergarments, they bunch up and you can see them through their pants.

Dude, look at that girl, you can totally see her scrumbles through her jeans. Gross!

by kelsie8 January 30, 2010