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Drying Salami

Drying Salami: A sexual practice in which a male withdraws his penis from a partner's anal sphincter, followed by the partner exhaling warm air onto the penis with the aim of inducing ejaculation.
During their intimate encounter, John withdrew and asked Jane to perform drying salami as a form of alternative stimulation."
by Chick Bowdry August 31, 2023
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Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.
I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.
by BaconMacon April 8, 2024
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salami hunter

he's a salami hunter
by Hana Salam Makedonec Kincho November 22, 2021
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salami sweetheart

A name that you call your loved ones. It can even be used for pets!
"Salami sweetheart!
Yah?
You forgot to do the dishes"
by Sizit November 16, 2020
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Street Salami

A well-formed, solid poo, left on a public walkway. A Street Salami is typically produced by a dog or other leashed animal, but occasionally a human-sized Salami is found. Nobody will deal with a Street Salami they find in their path, and though pedestrians will flow around it, eventually someone will step in it.
"I was distracted while walking and stepped on a street salami, my shoes are ruined."

"Excuse me, sir, I think your dog left a street salami near that lamp post."

"I swear man, back in Melbourne I saw a guy pick up a street salami and throw it at a group of tourists"
by Street Salami March 10, 2022
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Algerian Salami

When a guy, after sex, takes out the condom where he cum into, drink all the cum saying "they always left the better part", then slaps it in the face of their partner whispering in their ears "I will be careful, I promise"
Damn, Omar did a pretty nasty Algerian Salami on his crush last night, he should be more careful.
by avemarianolimetangere December 31, 2021
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Salami pirate

by Ls1q January 2, 2024
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