Drying Salami

Drying Salami: A sexual practice in which a male withdraws his penis from a partner's anal sphincter, followed by the partner exhaling warm air onto the penis with the aim of inducing ejaculation.

During their intimate encounter, John withdrew and asked Jane to perform drying salami as a form of alternative stimulation."

by Chick Bowdry August 31, 2023

salami

*intense monkey noises*

“what the fuck is salami doing”
“uaaghauaAGUAHHUAGhaghuagauhHauAghu”

by parasomnicindomie November 22, 2021

Salami Bouquet

A term used to describe when multiple men come over to ”cheer up” your wife.

We’re going over to Sally’s house to give her the ol’ salami bouquet.

by Hot Mayo November 22, 2021

Salami slap

it’s where you get so annoyed at someone you want to salami slap them

i got so annoyed at my mum i nearly salami slapped her

by yummyfish October 20, 2019

salami

'Salami'

A word to describe a moment were you secretly share negative emotions towards someone who is unaware of the fact.

person1: "yeah I accidentally microwaved my pet cat"
person2: salami.
person1: "lol what?"

by martsanie November 8, 2020

salami sweetheart

A name that you call your loved ones. It can even be used for pets!

"Salami sweetheart!
Yah?
You forgot to do the dishes"

by Sizit November 16, 2020

Green Salami

Salami that is green.

Hey Ben, what do you call salami that is green?
I don't know, mold?
No, Green Salami.

by Toilet Deer November 6, 2020