Ruben is a nasty Mexican man with a beard he has a nasty apartment with bugs beerbottles and 2 cats he doesn’t clean up the poop but he loves the cats , he always wants to be married but doesn’t want to support his wife , always has kids but runs when it comes time to pay for there bills , he rarely showers loves to get drunk and hang out with his friends , he will be tough with a girl but is a coward when a real man shows up .
Man: “Ew what’s that smell is it that dumpster”
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “
I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.
I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “
I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.
I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.
by A Ruben May 6, 2022
Get the Rubenmug. A fatass fucking cunt you wanna punch in the fucking face when ever you see him. He's not only annoying, but he's also gay.
"Ruben."
by Wrappedplastic June 1, 2019
Get the Rubenmug. Very cute guy.He is a guy you would what to be next to for the rest of your life.He is attractive , a lot girls fall for him.May be shy but can express how he feels only for 1 girl.
by Bellarosas2 March 15, 2018
Get the Rubenmug. by Pellitovitch February 7, 2022
Get the Rubenmug. Ruben de Ronde is a producer and dj who is commonly known for co-hosting the A State of Trance (ASOT) Radio Show.
He is a very nice guy.
He is a very nice guy.
by hello_world69 October 6, 2022
Get the Ruben de Rondemug. Is een man die anders is dan anderen, kan heel snel van emoties veranderen in possitieve vorm, zodra hij iemand aantrekkelijk ziet, wacht hij niet rustig af maar pakt haar meteen (van achteren). Dus jij, ja jij Ruben.. gaat ooit iemand vinden die begint met de letter M en eindigd met de u... waarom, nou de letter ‘m’ zit 5 letters achter de letter ‘r’, en de ‘u’ zit 3 letters voor de ‘r’, of.. je liefde begint met de letter R, zodat jullie samen later een feest kunnen geven met een grote boog met de letter ‘r’, dat kost weer een extra letter zodat je nog beter wijn kan kopen
Hey, die Ruben johh, poeh wat een kerel!
Hallo, mijn naam is m&*%@##o, wat is de jouwne?
Een goedenmorgen, ik ben nieuw hier, aangenaam Ruben, mijn naam is R!:#$%#....
Hallo, mijn naam is m&*%@##o, wat is de jouwne?
Een goedenmorgen, ik ben nieuw hier, aangenaam Ruben, mijn naam is R!:#$%#....
by RP05 March 27, 2019
Get the Rubenmug. " Rubén " is basically like a normal " Ruben " with only 1 difference the " é ". The " é " do the extra in between of the normal Ruben the Bad ass RUBÉN .
Becaus by the "é" he becomes a Threefold Super Sayayín a "real real person"(no fake person) a Fucker a Guy you have to take seriously!
-Mostly latin person.
Becaus by the "é" he becomes a Threefold Super Sayayín a "real real person"(no fake person) a Fucker a Guy you have to take seriously!
-Mostly latin person.
Ruben: "yo bro come chilln?"
RUBÉN:"Why not, you got money? and chicas"
Ruben:"No bro come"
RUBÉN: "YOU ASK ME TO CHILL BUT YOU GOT NOTHING COME MAKE SOME MONEY WORK HARD PLAY HARD NO MURCY PRIMO!!"
Ruben:"Okey you're right "
RUBÉN:"Why not, you got money? and chicas"
Ruben:"No bro come"
RUBÉN: "YOU ASK ME TO CHILL BUT YOU GOT NOTHING COME MAKE SOME MONEY WORK HARD PLAY HARD NO MURCY PRIMO!!"
Ruben:"Okey you're right "
by MR.UNKNOW January 2, 2017
Get the Rubenmug.