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resting glitch face

Noun.

a frozen facial expression of a negative demeanor during a video call caused by low internet connectivity, or general disinterest in the subject being discussed. (rgf)
Tim: Did you.....................
Tommy: ???
Tim: ....after we all left?
Tommy: Hahaha, you had a real resting glitch face! I thought you were angry for a second. My connection must be bad, I missed the middle of the question man.

Kitty: So what are your thoughts?
Kimmy: ........
Kitty: I think you froze! You got a real resting glitch face going on...
Kimmy: I just don't care about any of that. Tell them to do better.
by Woogster Rawr Rawr March 26, 2021
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resting butch face

When a woman looks like a dyke in resting face mode. Once smiled she looks purty.
Dang, nigga, she got resting butch face, when she smile doe she a 4.
by Bananahammockoverlord April 1, 2017
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Resting Dick Angle

Resting Dick Angle or RDA is the angle of a persons penis when in the flaccid state.

RDA is measured by first getting an errection and using a ruler and a sharpie to draw a line straight down the top of the penis. Then in the flaccid state a protractor is layed on top of the penis, positioned straight out from the hips. If the line drawn on the penis is striaght out at the 90 degree and that individual has 0 degrees of RDA. RDA angles is negative degrees if it's to the left of 90 degrees and positive if to the right of 90 degrees
Dude: Bro what's your Resting Dick Angle at today?
Bro: It's a little to the left dude... My RDA is - 3 degrees today!
by SpicyBry January 20, 2020
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Resting Whore Face

The opposite of Resting Bitch Face. While RBF deters the onlooker, RWF actually invites them in. Usually an individual with Resting Whore Face has an inviting and seductive glare and pouty lips.

Some people naturally have RWF while others try very hard to achieve this facial expression.
That model has such a Resting Whore Face, I wanna make out with them!
by ara_eek May 22, 2023
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Resting Virgo Face

A perpetual look of focus and determination, characteristic of the Virgo, especially when immersed in thought or action
Wow, look at that bartender's resting Virgo face, as she measures out proportions accurate to the drop! God!
by peter917 December 22, 2022
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Resting Mask Face

The unintentional or intentional face of judgement you are hiding behind your face mask while your eyes remain deceptively neutral.
After wearing a face mask for 16 months I've developed a permanent resting mask face.
by Dr. LOL August 5, 2021
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Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.
"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."
by DeeAps October 17, 2013
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