raisin oatmeal

the simple process of throwing up, then hooking up with a willing person
It is quite disgusting to wake up with a hangover and hear that you hooked up with someone who threw up 3 seconds before--in other words, you pulled a raisin oatmeal
by certainsurprise May 06, 2006
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Ask My Raisin

A saying to confuse, to get off the subject.
Girl:Who are you?
Guy:Ask my raisin!
Girl:WTF?
Guy:Hahah
by Paige Stringer April 11, 2008
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Tired old raisin

clitoris of an older woman-- although it could be of a younger woman who has abused her vagina. weathered and beaten in appearance like an old catchers mitt
This old cougar was trying to put moves on me but I didn't want any part of her tired old raisin.

I told the mean Meter maid to shove the parking ticket up her ass and go flick her tired old raisin
by G-manicus September 15, 2010
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The river raisin volcano

When your fucking from behind and insert mentos and diet soda into the other persons asshole. Remove your duck and watch the volcano erupt.
Greg told me he gave his wife the river raisin volcano last night
by The river raisin volcano December 16, 2020
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Crusty ass raisin

Old ass negative Nancy that's set in her ways and shoves her opinion down people's throats when not asked as if anyone cares.
Listen Linda, sit your old crusty ass raisin down somewhere, your opinion is like a penis. It's a perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in my face we have a problem.
by GUnit_ December 26, 2021
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Raisin dick syndrome

The point where masturbation has made your dick look like a raisin
by Egg boy August 27, 2017
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Raisin Muffin Top

A muffin top is when a womans fat bubbles over her jean line. The raisins are when the fatty skin is covered in moles.
My god!!! Check out the raisin muffin top on that chick! I just want to butter it up and take a big bite.
by ZMAN0218 September 29, 2008
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