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Friend of the Program

I think Bruce might like the new movie "27 Dresses", because, you know, he's a "friend of the program."
by TommieB March 31, 2008
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Programme

A Chick with a lot of issues and who requires vast amounts of attention.
That programme didn't want to down on me unless I did her a million favors first and when she finally did she stayed on her cell phone.
by hot lunch April 13, 2005
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H-B Woodlawn Program

One of the most stuck up schools in Virginia. What the students @ Hb don't understand is that the only reason they go to H-B is because the were randomly selected, not because they are unique or have any outstanding qualities. Once they get to HB the conform to the hippie, laid back standard that is H-B... so they are hypocrites when they call others conformists, because they definately conform, just to a different standard. They pride themseleves on being laid back and not having to go to class if they don't want to, but really they are dumasses who really sound like "yea our school is so awsome because i get ot miss out on my education whenever i feel like pissing my life away or not showing up for class." If you didn't get your names pulled out of that stupid lottery, you would be going to another public high school. You don't even have an athletics program, all you have is a dirt path around a soccer feild! So sit and bitch all you want about other schools, saying their stuck up, but really H-B is the most stuck-up school in Virginia, with a bunch of depressed, unathletic, lazy, unoriginal students.

plus who wants to go to school where depressed sluts cut themselves and are walking STD's?
"Oh so you're from HB? does that mean you are a depressed, hippie, druggie, lazy-ass?"

HBer: "No, but i try and act like one."
by sjdhfasfdg May 13, 2005
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programmer

A formulaic motion picture, an uninspired, by the book (or by the numbers) "B" movie.
"Montgomery Tully, that phenomenally fast British directing machine, whipped up another espionage programmer with 1964's Master Spy."

"Then, sheriff Brown doubles as an ornery outlaw to capture an ornery outlaw, as well as take the fancy of a preacherwoman and a singer in the B-western programmer "Rogue of the Range" (1937)."

"Dull programmer, redeemed by the title song and 1 powerful sequence"

"They tried a few more oater series starring the likes of Rod Cameron and Kirby Grant, but Universal lost interest in doing cowboy films and opted to phase themselves out of the B western programmer."

"This doesn't come across as a formulaic programmer. It has plenty of tension."

"The set-pieces are nothing overly spectacular or original (the film's concluding piece is right out of CLIFFHANGER), but as a formulaic programmer, you could do a lot worse--call it a good popcorn movie."

"This formulaic programmer, about a young shipbuilder who forgoes a union-protected job (talk about crazy) in a Maryland shipyard for a crack at the nearby U.S. Naval Academy, qualifies loosely as drama."
by David Porta July 7, 2006
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Whiteness Relocation Program

When white people move in to a historically minority populated neighborhood. A synonym for gentrification.
"It looks like the Whiteness Relocation Program is sending more people here!"
by King_George_3rd September 25, 2015
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jahova's witness protection program

This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.
"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?
by Toddzilla72 July 20, 2016
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computer programmer

A person who designs and writes computer programs that are then compiled using a compiler, which produces object code (AKA code) and an executable.
Software developers hire many computer programmers to create numerous applications and games for them.
by Soulsphere May 6, 2008
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