Puck

The greatest friend one could ever ask for. She's not your average hipster. She's got great personality and a disturbing, yet funny sense of humour. She's crazy but the good kind, the person that would defenitely dress up as a sloth for prom kind of crazy but that's okay because she'd rock it.

She's pucking amazing. - She's such a Puck!

by ImTotallyNotPuck April 18, 2017

hockey pucks

Derogatory term for Canadians

Those damned hockey pucks and their prime minister!

by jk.hfgi. January 8, 2014

Puck slut

A girl who dates hockey players for dick

She is such a puck slut, she wants to fuck all the hockey players.

by Coochiemama March 14, 2018

Puck slut

A girl who fucks just hockey players

Him: I fucked Jackie this weekend

Guy 1: yo me too

Guy 2: lol isn’t she hot

Guy 3: I fucked her too

Oh my god Jackie is such a puck slut

by Wes tucker January 8, 2018

Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018

Pucks

"Pucks" - a term used to describe a bunch of dumbasses who think they're cool but are actually just a bunch of worthless losers who can't do anything right.

DONT BE SUCH A SHIT PUCKS BE BETTER THAN THAT SHIT PUCKS

by AUTISMOLE July 11, 2023

puck cheese

The gooey, often odoriferous substance that collects between rolls of fat on humans when they go to long without cleansing.

I need to take a bath because puck cheese has collected in my belly rolls.

by Octopia October 5, 2017