poling

To have sex in a tent

Dave and Annelise kept me up all night with their poling! Don't they realize you can hear right through those things?

by coldshowerdudes October 12, 2009

posting

the act of smoking weed with your friends while doing absolutely nothing and having no future plans for the night.

Nick: yo what u doin?
Steve: posting

by iceburgZ January 1, 2010

posin' for a hosin'

At some universities, the custom of some young women to sunbathe where the football team will run by them (like beside the path between the field and the fieldhouse). The perfect posin' for a hosin' outfit is a very small thong bikini that's at least partly transparent. Easy to spot as they're the only people you've ever seen sunbathing with their makeup and hair perfect.

Your luck gets a lot better at the postgame party if you've been posin' for a hosin' all week.

by passerthru February 19, 2008

posting

The act of one man turning on the shower and checking the temperature for another man.

Dave likes to be helpful by postingin various shower rooms around the country.

by gonzo2003 May 7, 2009

poking the angry cow

tempting fate, taking a risk.

I feel like I'm poking the angry cow by meeting this guy off of this dating website.

by lookarobot April 18, 2010

Posting Tennis

When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.

Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis

..............

by Tommy172 October 27, 2011

Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.

Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day

by coradia January 20, 2013