pootiful

adjective for the term 'poo' used by Moawajunie Mei to express the cuteness of TOMORROW X TOGETHERS CHOI YEONJUN!

boiii black haired yeonjun is so pootiful😭😭❤️❤️

by yawnzzn August 13, 2024

stealing the pooty

is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !

Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !

Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?

Well yeah !

by Uncle Striker December 3, 2019

Pooty butt

When you don’t open your cheeks in the shower to let the water clean them

Ew Terrance has a pooty butt that’s nasty

by Landon <3 January 25, 2022

Pootie

An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of 2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.

The pootie who has molested me used to be known as grandpa guitar pappy lap steel and gpa gitfiddle.

by Anthony Gordon October 24, 2022

papa pootis

Someone who is fully capable of detecting Arm Chair Admirals. Also know as "Rear Admiral Moose"

When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie... "Papa pootis"

by Suck it Metaphoricly,Allyza July 6, 2018

pootie doo

Somewhere on your body, you dont want to be hit.

Caught-tamn, she hit brah in the pootie doo!

by ShermanGoneHaveRelation April 1, 2024

Pootie Cuck

A modern American Conservative that now Cucks for Daddy Putin. Usually, whose real daddy or grandaddy fought in WWII to set up NATO. But now sides against NATO and/or Ukraine and sides with Russia.

This Pootie Cuck thinks Trump is sincere about peace with Ukraine and Russia.

by CatchingRays February 28, 2025