makeout hair poof thing

adjective - when your hair forms a wave-like existence that would be the result of a good, hard makeout

Anna's pictures of me are awful, especially with that makeout hair poof thing.

by cadencezonks May 10, 2011

Poof

Used as a disparaging term for an effeminate or homosexual male.

5 Poofs 2 Pianos

by Maaddaann November 15, 2010

Poof

That gross ass dirt weed that smells like ass. Smoke 100 bowls and you wouldn’t even get buzzed. Usually from the sketchy dealer or weird kid.

Fuck dude this shits some “poof” I’ve smoked 6 bowls I ain’t even high and it taste like shit.

by Tberko05 May 15, 2022

Poof

Verb. When someone snorts the aftermath of a boof.

Man last night got crazy, this lady let me poof a bunch of cocaine out of her ass.

by FunksWay October 3, 2020

Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

by #wordplay September 14, 2017

Poof Stick

A vape, e-cigarette, juul, etc.

bathroom dweller: Can I take a rip from you Poof Stick?
bathroom dweller the second: yeah… it’s unicorn fart flavoured.

by Wood on my Nath till i thaniel December 30, 2023

Poof Price

Low amount of money, poor, not worth much

Wow what a good deal! Must be a poof price.

by Shabbysin July 12, 2020