by PDF File Joe November 24, 2021
by Smooth Jazz and Acid June 30, 2017
The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life
Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday
Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out
Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out
Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!
Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out
Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out
Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!
by RomainPaul February 21, 2025
by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019
A maneuver offer preformed by one lover on another while in the Great White North. The goal is to jam an ice cube so far up your lovers rectum that surely only a plumber could dislodge it.
Pat and I had just met at the convention and we took these sex pills from the gas station bathroom and wow were they potent. I remember Pat saying this was the Vancouver Plumber as the ice cubes went alarmingly deep into me. I just kept thinking ‘Safer than grapefruits cause they just melt!’ as Pat had said. Needless to say the words were as comforting as my new lovers frozen penetration.
by RidersBrohan August 22, 2022
by mayb_c March 19, 2024
A plumber that advertises on Gumtree, looking to scrape clients from the bottom of the barrel . Due to low overheads, (usually still lives at home with mum & dad) can beat any price by reputable plumbing businesses. Installs all types of plumbing fixtures always asks for cash and never puts in any tickets.
Usually has the words Cheap, Affordable or discount in the business name.
Usually has the words Cheap, Affordable or discount in the business name.
Hey George did you get that quote to install the toilet from yesterday?
No mate owners wanted a Gumtree plumber, bloke did it for $49, but they’ll keep our number and call us in a few months to come by and repair it.
No mate owners wanted a Gumtree plumber, bloke did it for $49, but they’ll keep our number and call us in a few months to come by and repair it.
by Shano Dunco December 13, 2018