Pieper ranch middle school

The most shittiest school/hell with the absolute worst teachers. Here let me explain each subject of teachers. ELA: all are assholes. Math: self explanatory. History: some are cool. Science: that’s unexplainable

When I die I don’t want to go to pieper ranch middle school

by Mr.Factman May 9, 2020

Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome

Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome occurs when some one uses their boy/girl friend once and then discards them. It is abbreviated as PPTS. The Paper Plate Treatment can be very severe as people who give it often times boast of it to their friends and peers. If you or a loved one has suffered from Paper Plate Treatment, you may notice that you/loved one's self esteem has lowered considerably, the affected becomes depressed, withdrawn, and is less interested in usually enjoyable activities. Video games such as WoW, Minecraft, Runescape, and Skyrim are the only known cures to Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome.

Person 1: I am depressed man, my gf left me after a week.

Counselor: I know whats wrong.

Person 1: What is it?

Counselor: You have a case of Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome

Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by c1094 June 23, 2014

short dog in a paper bag

An alcoholic drink in a paper bag

I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag

by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021

soft toilet paper phase

Similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. Its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. It is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. It usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. It is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.

I looked forward to when Adam bought the business from his dad Mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind

by Guy Snyder November 14, 2014

oh shit im out of toilet paper

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.

Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.

by Djw14 April 2, 2011

Soot pipe

The outer residual of black resulting from a bic lighter on a sweaty day and a pipe you smoke ish from

I was like jerry beware it’s a smoggy day and the breathing conditions are terrible don’t forget to wipe the soot pipe son

by Roobeer October 24, 2020

Super Paper Mario

One of the greatest Wii games. Has one of the darkest plots in a Mario game, a lot of lore and worldbuilding, and a sympathetic villain. Unfortunately it is criminally underrated due to the change in gameplay from its predecessor.

Dimentio alone is enough of a reason why Super Paper Mario is the best.

by Pie Thief June 30, 2020