The Piglet

Similar to doggy style, the boar while having sex (which he probably paid for) with the sow in mud and fecal matter then starts talking dirty to the sow and slaps her in her curly tail saying "Oh yeah, you like that filthy swine!" The sow freaked out tries to run from the boar but she is single hoofudly subdued. As he places his truffle locator to the wind and his shamefully proportioned pork loin ins the sow's shop vac sized vaginal cavity (works wet or dry). He scents a oncoming squad car. His hooves beats a disgraceful retreat but the boar is effortlessly subdued in a Hardees parking lot. The pig demands to know the boars middle name. Inevitably the boar relinquishes his embarrassingly retarded yet incredibly ironic middle name, 'barnyard'. In hysterical disbelief the pig requests the boar to reiterate his answer. With tears streaking down his mud caked cheeks the boar repleted even louder and more disgracefully "BARNYARD!" With dispatch and the pig holding their bellies with laughter the boar contemplates suicide for the third time today. So ends the daring, yet tragically doomed, sexual maneuver known only as the 'piglet'.

Daniel just struggled but eventually laid back and accepted a the piglet from Jon! What the fuck?

by The Real Niggers' Pope October 20, 2008

wet pringle

The girl lays on her back with her legs in the air. You pour salsa on her muff, scoop it up with your dick, and shove it in her mouth.

"Dude I would totally have a Wet Pringle with her!"

"Yes she's so hot!"

by arandombanana7 September 20, 2016

Pringles

A word meaning fly, or cool.

"That shirt is so pringles"

by SAYproductions October 18, 2008

Single Pringle

A single male or female.

Bruh, she a single pringle. I'm going to hook you up with her .

by Larry Thats My Suitcase August 9, 2016

piglet

An Australian $5 note.
(It's kinda pink coloured)
Every Australain note has a name (see pavarotti/tenner, lobster, pineapple, treefrog)

The beer cost $3 bucks so I gave 'em a piglet and got $2 bucks back.

by Diego June 24, 2003

Milkstud Piglet

(noun) It’s a roller derby persona with conflicting styles, often comes up with good ideas but they are mostly likely to get you locked up or in some sort of trouble that you never saw coming, positive, funny, cute, but has been compared to the devil on more than one occasion.

Milkstud Piglets have bad ideas.

How many colors does that piglet have on? Its making my eyes bleed?!?!

by gonnagetu1 February 3, 2010

Single Pringle

Being single when all ur friends have a male/female love interest. And sitting there with your friends when there with there love interest, and basically being a third-wheel. And loving pringles.

My Friend - *has bf*
Me- *being a single pringle*

by bish12345 November 2, 2019