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space peanut

A molten piece of metal usually aluminum of various size found scattered throughout Staten Island beaches. They are usually found when metal detecting on Staten Island beaches.
Damn, another space peanut. I guess I'll clean this off the beach
by Indiana Tones April 15, 2021
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Half a Peanut

Bit of a chonk, has chonky fingees and likes ice cream
by Anomynous stonker May 11, 2020
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Choking the Peanut

My wife walked in on me choking the peanut last night and she jumped in to help.
by Peanut Choker May 27, 2020
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Peanutopolis

\pE-nut-ah-pu-lis\

A stupid word that snickers made up.
What the fuck is Peanutopolis?
by Dr. Coca-Pepsi Beer July 4, 2008
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Peanut Butter and Jealous

A strong feeling of envy over another's delicious-looking PB&J sandwich.
The other day I made the most delicious triple decker PB&J sandwich, and when I got to my table, it was so obvious that everyone else was peanut butter and jealous.
by BradleyAdamnit September 19, 2011
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Peanut Rating System

The system of rating a woman's hotness according to how many peanuts you would eat out of their shit in order to have sex with them. The ratings are 1 peanut for a hot woman, 2 peanuts for a gorgeous woman and a walnut for a goddess. (Walnuts being infinitely more porous and thus more disgusting. Very few women could hope of having someone call them walnut-worthy.)
I'm tired of guys always calling fugly women gorgeous simply because they're fuckable, so I implemented the Peanut Rating System in order to determine if a women is truly sexy.
by Jaiger June 1, 2010
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