Patrick

A man who’s as thicc as aunt Betty from the movie robots. He’s pretty stupid but that’s the pay that comes with having a phat ass. (His ass is white btw). He eats Funyuns and watched the office while FaceTiming his friend. He’s a simp and pimp at the same time. He portrays classic patrickness by sending you 8ball when you talk to him about something serious. For an uggo who attends a stem school he’s pretty cute. But he’s gay though so oh well

Girl 1: ew who’s that?

Girl 2: that dude with the big nose? Oh yeah that’s patrick!

by Bigdicklover332 June 28, 2020

Patrick

Patrick gives off a rapey vibe and probably has a big nose you should be scared of patricks

Person1:oh shit is that a Patrick
Person2:let's bounce

by Cumdumpster69420 October 19, 2020

Patrick

Best fortnite gamer at his school.

Person 1: OMG hes shitting on these kids.
Person 2: Yes he must be Patrick.

by Osama is sus November 21, 2021

Patrick

A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY

I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate

by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023

Patrick

A completely retarted Teenager with a big forhead and gets absolutely no girls

I can't lose Patrick his forhead is too big

by TAKETHEMICK January 16, 2017

Patrick

A person who actually thinks that the word 'bae' means shit in Danish.

You're Patrick for thinking that.

by whoisthatohmygod October 31, 2014

patrick

thinks he is so smart with that ugly face and unibrow

don't be so rude to girls bitch and maybe he wouldnt have had this definition
patrick would be loyal if he weren't so cocky
needs to get a reality check and realize who the fuck he is dealing with.
bitch fight back/
think your so tough.
your so proud of yourself
GETALIFE!

Patrick is obsessed with his body

by BESTFRIENDDDDDDDDDDDD April 14, 2010