PaTrIcK

He’s the worlds shortest guy. He’s name is HALILI. He sits at the front of the class. He says 64-64.
Patrick : 64-64
by TheOneAndOnly-CXFU September 17, 2019
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Bald crusty nonce. Knows to annoy people and be a moaning bastard. Had severe skin deformities due to poor hygiene. Normally bald or receding at an alarming rate.
Alex: fuck me what’s that smell?
Dolan: thinks it’s Patrick.
by Thewordman October 28, 2019
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Patricks are skinny dumb boys withe midget sized cocks
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Patrick is probably the most genuine man that you will ever come across in your lifetime. His words spark fires that spread to your heart and his smile brightens up every room that he walks into. He's humble, understanding, and genuinely seeks to help everyone that he comes into contact with. He loves dessert but sunrises and sunsets put a smile on his face. His body is a work of art and he takes pride in every thing that his hands touch. He's educated and he possesses a maturity that is intriguing and pulls you in. Be careful because everything about this man is addictive and once you have had a dose there is no turning back. He loves unconditionally and he makes you want to love him just because he stay true to his spirit. Simply put, this man is incredible!
Patrick is an amazing man of God whose heart overflows with so much love for people.
by ChoZynWordZ September 09, 2017
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Person A: "Who's that guy always talking about trains?"
Person B: "That's obviously Patrick."
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The guy that invites Vegans to his house party alone and tries to tempt them in to sexual favours using carrot sticks and hummus.

But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.
Patrick... you can’t say that....
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A Patrick is a snake...plain and simple; typically a redhead who is tall. He can be overly dramatic and always try to get in your way. Don't be a Patrick.
"Did you hear how Patrick sent an embarrassing photo of Michael?"

"Yeah I know, what a snake move."
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