paris hilton

A dirty, shallow, pointless white trash heiress who made it big by getting banged by some dick from NJ on night vision and since has become a huge sensation despite having no talent or redeeming qualities what so ever. She's worshipped by double digit IQ'd teenagers who can't take logical criticism about her without resorting to 5th grade insults such as "ur jeluz". Theres a war beetween her fans and her haters debating her fame all over the net. The fans are usually naive 14 year olds without any taste or imaginations in ART or music. Her haters usually resort to logic but can't quite explain it to the generation of mindless, mtv robots raised on fast music videos and shitty music. She's currently the biggest thing in America and frankly, I can sure do without her.

Paris Hilton was parodied on South Park and it was actually not far from the real thing.

by rob ricksen April 12, 2006

Paris Hilton

v. To Sleep and/or buy your talentless, skanky ass to the top.

That talentless ho Paris Hiltoned her way to stardom.

by Cheyenne January 2, 2005

Paris Hilton

-Heiress to the Hilton Hotel family fortune.

-Basically has never worked an actual job a day in her life and even admitted to cheating off people on tests in high school.

-Sister of Nicolai/Nikki Hilton, daughter of Cathy and Rick Hilton.

-Due to just being unbelievably rich alone, has been given a TV series "The Simple Life," movie roles ie "House of Wax," and numerous commercials both in the United States and internationally

-Supposedly is a racist as she called two African designers she met at a fashion show the dreaded N word after they asked her if they could model their line of clothing.

-Is also known for a sex tape in which she's featured in night-cam having sex with and giving blow jobs to her ex boyfriend, Rick Salomon.

-Known for her dumb-sounding one liner "That's Hot"

-Was best friends with fellow rich girl and daughter of singer Lionel Richie, Nicole Richie until something happened and their friendship broke apart.

-Is now "best friends" with singer Rod Stewart's daughter, Kimberly Stewart.

-Carries around her dog TinkerBell wherever she goes even to parties.

Ex:A rich girl who's gonna inherit God knows how much, she has never worked a day in her life and yet she's getting things handed to her like a Guess jeans ad and a movie role? How over-rated can Paris Hilton be?

by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005

Paris Hilton

n. A stupid, spoiled whore.

It is rumoured that she can insert a pineapple inside of herself.

by Philosophi June 4, 2005

paris hilton video

The latest internet fad. Consists of various scenes from different recorded sex sessions involving heiress Paris Hilton. In the style of pammy and tommy video, the stream is actually a mishmash of varied occurences passed off as one. It was in the possession of her ex until he lent it to a friend who sold it on the net.

Have you seen it? If so, you really need a life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

paris hilton

paris hilton is responsable for EVERYTHING that is wrong with the world!EVER! anything done at any time in the world was paris hilton's fault!

jane: omg suzie you slept with my boyfriend
suzie: it was that bitch paris hilton's fault!
jane: oh ok wanna go and hit her with a sledge hammer?
suzie: sure!

by willy mcjam June 21, 2006

Parisian

The worst type of French , From the dark lords capital city of Paris.
Parisians hate everything , in particular the non french.
Legend says that if you say Racism 10 times in front of your mirror at midnight , a parisian may appear.

P1 : "This guy is such a Parisian.."
P2 : "You mean from Paris?"
P1: "No, he just hates everyone"
P2 : "Yeah ... guess you're right"

by persel1 February 16, 2021