Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

black struggle

Something that does not exist. blacks do not face racism. It doesn't affect them as racism does towards whites, hispanics, and people of color

the black struggle is real

by Bigkoreanboobies February 26, 2023

Struggle Mug

Struggle Mug:

The impenetrable face made when everything since opening your eyes has gone wrong AF.

Please ignore my struggle mug, it’s been a frightfully difficult morning (sigh).

by Juls_JustUnderLennysShoe June 20, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

green bubble struggle

A reflection of Apple's anti-competitive practices. By disallowing iMessage on Android, Apple deliberately creates interoperability problems, notably including broken group chats when users attempt to communicate using a mixed set of operating systems.

In a 2013 internal email, Apple software chief Craig Federighi wrote: “I am concerned iMessage on Android would simply serve to remove an obstacle to iPhone families giving their kids Android phones.”

Apple's refusal to participate in an open standards process has broken many of our group chats. It's been a real green bubble struggle.

by Hyfin Ampersanderson March 30, 2024

mixed struggle

When mixed people are constantly struggling with the balance of being white or black ; hanging with the black crowd or hanging with the white crowd

(Black Crowd) “Ay Miss Thang! I already got you girl! I’ll beat his ass if he ever disrespects my home girl again!”
(White Crowd) “omg and then he took me to the movies and we went home and watched tv!”

See the mixed struggle?

by Dancer today dancer tomorrow April 20, 2019

Struggle Bubble

A social bubble that’s comprised of slackers and motivators. When the slackers cry of problems and the motivators have solutions. It becomes a struggle bubble when the slackers mentally shutdown when the motivators provide a solution to their cries.

Slacker: My car is broken and have no money!
Motivator: Want to apply to my company and get a good paying job?
Slacker: Hell No, because I might lose my government free money.
Motivator: I thought you preached about free loaders?
Slacker: Whatever, I’m going to smoke some weed.
Then begins the struggle bubble once other motivators and slackers start bickering within the social bubble.

by Chuckingrocks June 13, 2023