stroke rag

a sock or any type of cloth used for masturbation. It is a very practical tool as it provides a buffer between hand and penis and makes clean-up much easier.

It's a good idea to have a stroke rag handy when watching porn.

by aliciaparton June 3, 2010

Rag Nut

A small person that is so light that you can just throw them all over the place, like a rag doll.

No Rag Nut, I'm not going to throw you on the roof.

by Vanderslar April 28, 2020

On the Rag Again

A phoney-bologna fake made up song, sung to the Willy Nelson song, "On the Road Again".

♪On the rag again!♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again!!♪

♪The life I love is making music with my (menstrual) pads♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪

♪On the rag again,♪
♪See those bloody tampons swirling down the toliet!♪

♪She's a fucked-up friend♪
♪Keeps insisting that those panty liners keep coming...keep coming!♪

♪On the rag again,♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again,♪
♪The life I love is making music with the head,♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪

by Telephony July 28, 2016

blow rag

An item of clothing (or similar) that has been repurposed for the sole use of catching and/or cleaning up freshly-jizzed semen.

Mate, don't touch that thing! It's Steve's blow rag!

by freakout87 December 14, 2010

Tow Rag

Means a low-life, scum, or loser.

Originally a British Royal Naval term. This was a long piece of rope, either frayed at the end, or with a bit of rag tied to the end of it, permanently fixed to a ship, which was dangled into the sea, and therefore, towed, next to the wooden plank with a hole in it which was secured over the edge of the ship, used as a toilet. After the sailor had finished his ablutions, he lifted the rope out of the water, and then wiped his rear-end clean with the wet, frayed end of the rope, and when he finished wiping, the soiled end of the rope was dropped back into the sea to clean itself as it was towed along by the ship. a Towed Rag.

You Tow rag...

by Nosher1964 February 23, 2011

Spooge Rag

A spooge rag is a piece of clothing or cloth used to wipe up spooge.

Disgusting...I just grabbed my shirt and there is some sticky shit all over it.
Sorry man...I couldn't find my spooge rag, and I had to find a new one.

by Zuchinibut aka Mr. Incredible February 3, 2006

kill rag

A piece of cloth or rag, usually an article of old clothing, that serves as the desginated depository for semen after masterbation.

"I was totally embarrassed when my girlfriend found my kill rag in the dresser."

by M-Dogg82 November 25, 2006