Loose change

Adj.— something that’s wild, crazy, or unexpected
Did you hear everyone saying that Jacob cheated on Ally?

Yeah, that’s totally loose change
by Alittleunwell January 21, 2023
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Loose necropheliac

A loose necropheliac prefers to blow-dry and stretch with lube the labial majora of an inpatient at a morgue preferably after closing.
I couldn't invite Herman to the holiday party because everyone suspects he is a loose necropheliac.
by Wet toot November 28, 2017
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loose legend

Someone chatting shit after a taxi ride. Usually quite intoxicated
I’m a loose legend
by Looselegend November 12, 2018
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Loose turkey

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!
by Lex looger December 20, 2019
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Loose Monday

As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.
Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
by LooseMondays66 May 22, 2021
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Loosing a nuke

When you crimp off a turd that could destroy a city
"Marjorie, what's that smell and where has the west wing gone?"

"Oh, Quentin it was terrible! Reginald has been in the lavatory, loosing a nuke!"
by Mostly_made_up June 03, 2017
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blown loose

ADJECTIVE
If something is blown loose it is in a state of disrepair, it is broken or in bad condition.

VERB
When you blow something loose, especially something pleasant, you do it.
Adjective

"The bearded man in the Avail shirt was blown loose and in a bad state of disrepair."

Verb
"The young man was excited to blow loose the veggie burger he just grabbed."
by Penguin Titz June 29, 2023
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