john

Something you are referring to as an object .

" Ayo bruh, pass that John"

by v r o December 15, 2017

John

But of a twat innit

Mate that John over that is a bit of a twat innit

by John Lenon2234 May 5, 2018

John

john is dying from cancer because he makes fun of everyone for having it. He will die in 1972.

the only thing John is good at is making fun of people with cancer. son of the devil will not rise!

by poppydinbus May 30, 2018

john

John is a guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. Shy and quiet but usually willing to open up to you when you get to know him and he knows he can trust you. Then he can tell you what is on his mind and can be very emotional which does bring about his true feelings. John is also someone who has anger issues and when he is angry you do not want to mess with him or you could end up hurt and when that happens you you would never want to be near him ever again and if you get on his good side he will be nice just don't make him angry.

john can be nice but also mean

by the man 22343 November 21, 2018

John

This name is the best name in the world. it is defiantly better than the name "Cole". John is very sexy, hot, smart, manly, brave, and nice. I love the name John

John is hot

by XxTOASTYxX January 25, 2018

John

John is one of the best people you will ever meet he will hang out with you but thats the side he fakes when he is alone he thinks about his life and he might cry for know reason and he won't tell you why when he has a girlfriend he treats her like a queen there is not a thing that comes between him and his girlfriend

P.s my name is john

Hay John why are you down today. I don't want to talk about it is personal

by Johnleder October 9, 2018

John

This abomination of a being can destroy the universe by using 0.1 percent of his power. He usually hides his fat in his disposable miniature pocket universes that he has in his magic pockets , but there have been incidents in other dimensions where the parallel John (which is not as powerful as the John in this universe) destroyed 1 billion other dimensions which teared a hole in the multiverse by accidentally letting out 10 percent of his power.

Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power

Eminem: something’s wrong, I can feel it
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble

John: LAUGHS IN JOHN

by Joguan 69420 November 14, 2019