Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog August 31, 2018

Jive ass Jerky

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.

"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!

by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010

Jive Turkey

Florida term for bitch ass nigga

Yo man that nigga a Jive Turkey

by Chairnigga September 21, 2021

Jive Fool

Somebody who says or does something irritable, untrustworthy, dishonest, selfish or foolish.

Jane: "Where's the Pepsi I bought for myself yesterday?"

John: "I saw Michael drinking it."

Jae: "Ugh! That motherfucker has always been a jive fool. AND I told him it was mine!"

by african american studies March 19, 2025

Mavin Street Jelqing Jive

A dance act performed at 9 Mavin Street when the guys are caught too short. The dance increases the elasticity of the penis and forcibly elongates it making the individual well hung. It is only one of the many manoeuvres in the Mavin Street arsenal

Girl 1”Where are the holy men of mavin street?”
Postman “looks like they have had a day of doing the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive”

by JimmyTomlinson2 January 16, 2024

Jack and Jive

To have a foursome.

"Let's have a foursome." "Are you ready to jack and jive?"

by Uchtdt September 13, 2023

Jive

Used yo reference something as being false or a lie. Fiction.

Man,that Dude trying to look rich by carrying a roll of One dollar Bills with a couplevof hundred dollsr bills on the outside is so jive with his act.

by TBonesPonderosa December 2, 2018