Woman

The best and worst thing that happened to men. We jam our things to them when we feel down, but when they don't want us to do it, the police jam bullets into us.
Boy Student: I got a bad grade...
Girl student: Aww, poor thing...
Boy student: Come here WOMAN!
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Police: Stop right there!
Girl Student: No, it's fine.
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
by Archmaster October 09, 2013
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Woman

My woman keeps breaking.”
“I know it’s so annoying.”
by GodHatesKai July 20, 2019
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Woman

"I totally beat my woman last night, she didn't work hard enough."
by ToastedT0ast November 04, 2020
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Woman

Multi-purpose word used when greeting or speaking to a fellow female aquaintance or friend who’s fucking cool or you have forgotten their stupid name.
Hey woman how are you! Woman, I can’t belive you did that last night!
by EmilyGilley October 03, 2018
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womanizer

Fred Thompon claims that he supports "family values", but in reality, he is a lecherous womanizer.
by Doug101 September 10, 2007
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