straight-up noon

Exactly 12:00 noon, on the dot. So called because both hands of an analog clock point "straight up" when it is precisely noon. "Straight-up midnight" is used the same way.

We had to be there at straight-up noon, and not a minute late.

by JCEG December 11, 2006

NoCo

The act of tickling a man's testicles with one's toes

He was sitting on her feet and she gave him a NoCo

The man was not suspecting a NoCo when he sat down in the bowling ally.

by ball tickler June 23, 2010

neoconrep

A definition of anybody who doesn't agree with the extreme left-wing agenda

Anybody who voted for Boy-KING last november is a neoconrep.

by leo cuban July 24, 2006

Noon In The Morning

The time between 11:30 in the morning and 12:00 noon.

I was gonna sleep in until evening yesterday, but some asswipe telemarketers called me at noon in the morning.

by Mick the Dick November 13, 2011

Post-noon

Subsequent to midday

Person 1: Morning
Person 2: It's post-noon
Person 1: You mean afternoon?
Person 2: No.

by TheOneWhoIsCorrect February 15, 2014

Nocnec

A silly cat that is crazy

Bro look at that Nocnec

by SqueakyIsEvil March 16, 2023

Anti-noon

Anti-noon is the preferred term for "midnight" when speaking to the Baddest-Ass MoFo on the planet, Baron Luke Robert von Steinke. It was coined by him while speaking to his partner-in-Badassery, Lord Andrew Barnetticus the Drifty. Use with EXTREME CAUTION. Over-use can lead to the abuser being know as an anti-poon.

Dude, I work second shift, from four 'till Anti-noon.

by Jollyroger1210 October 21, 2010