Retardation

A slowing of mental decline in aging cosmologists and theory crafters with phd's.

Due to the physics of the Universe. Thankfully Retardation saved us from the Idiots who thought space was expanding. Retardation slowed the mental decline and headed back toward equilibrium.

by Uni - The Greatest Mtfer EVer July 14, 2023

Retard

Slang for a regular person that is so stupid that they resemble a person with an actual mental handicap.

Mitchell Hewlett is a prime example of a retard.

by Dumpy Diaper Doodoo November 30, 2021

retard

-A derogatory term used to describe someone with a mental disability.

-An insultive word that can be used towards someone who is NOT mentally handicapped.

Guy1: I completely PWNED that kid in xbox live today!
Guy2: LOLZZZZ what a retard!

by hey it's pat December 29, 2007

Retard

the dumbest motherfucking idiot you'd ever meet, or hear of.

The first band had a kick ass drummer, he was awesome, and the third band was great but the sound guy was a retard.

by douche mcallister May 24, 2010

retard

A very offensive word that you shouldn't use EVER. Stop being ableist please.

I hate it when normie neurotypicals think it's ok to casually use the word retard

by dyspraxiaisawesome2212 September 28, 2020

Retard

Someone who is very stupid. Also means jackass in a slightly more appropriate way.

Kid 1: Hey dude.

Kid 2: Hello. How's it going?

K1: Good. You?

K2: No. Some retard stole my lunch and now I'm starving.

K3: Hey, buddy! Remember me?

K2 There's the retard.

by monsterhead1153 July 25, 2010

Retardable

An adjective describing someone who is adorable in their retardation

"So is a cat burglar someone who steals cats?"

"You're so retardable katie."

by peachykeenman May 18, 2011