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A guy that seems really sweet when you first talk to him. Will act like the best of friend to you, be there when you need him, and shows how much he cares in order to get you to like him. Once you fall for him he takes advantage of you and uses your love to only benefit him. Then, the mask comes off and you see what an utterly obnoxious, self-centered douchebag he is. Fuck you Nick.
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Nick is a type of guy that has eyes that seem to be dead looking while his hair fits perfectly on his head. This creature is usually found upstairs on discord or jerking off to porn. But only a certain kind. Waluigi Porn. The highest quality pleases the creature. When he isn’t jerking off he is usually keeping up with PewDiePie’s sub count or really who knows. The creature is only seen outside his home due to school but never out in other places.
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WorthlessSackOfShit: has Nick been online?
UwU: yeah he’s in the Waluigi shrine.
Nick by VIP_Bob December 11, 2018
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ginger, short, the least smartest kid, least favorite kid, most likely an ethot, always listens to the leader ethot, doesn't know what continents are
Chloe (Leader E-Thot): get on all fours and suck my toes, ethot
Nick (E-Thot): Yes leader e-thot Chloe, I am the least favorite kid and you are taller and smarter than me
Chloe: good boy
Nick by cowseed287 June 6, 2019
A faggot who also is dating lorenzo he is very bad at fortnite
Person 1: hey you know that one nick kid
Person 2:yea ofc
Person 1: yea hes an asshole hes pretty bad at fortnite and he stole my fucking bagel once
Nick by Oshaniscammer August 29, 2019
The type of guy that goes on urban dictionary and looks up his own name, then has the great idea to make this definition.
My name is Nick, and I have no social life
Nick by Sparta369 September 19, 2019
(Adj.) Slient, self-righteously cynical, and otherwise devoid of emotion with notably poor taste in music. Pretty Hopkins-based and prone to sleeping on the couch.
How nick is the band, "a perfect circle?"

That dude in solitary confinement ripping out his hair and eating feces is feeling so nick right now.
nick by Kenneth Samuelson III November 20, 2007
1) (noun) a meaningless "relationship" lasting anywhere from an hour to a week or two

2) (verb) to have one of these relationships
1) "I pulled a nick and we broke up after three days"

2) "I nicked him"
nick by Carls Barkley December 15, 2008