girl next door

An average-looking, yet attractive, girl. Not too "she's out of my league".

Katy Perry is a girl next door-type.

by 54356475676745643`123542343345 May 16, 2010

The guy next to me

Is most likely gay and his parents dont love him.

you are most likely in school and are sitting to either a close freind that your messing with and or sombody you absolutly hate.

I hate The guy next to me

by wee woo October 29, 2021

next-room-jerk

A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.

I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!

by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015

next door radio

people who live next door to you in a block of flats and watch TV so loud that you can hear every single word very well as if it is your own radio playing in your apartment

Jack: You turned your radio on?
Hugh: No, it is my next door radio.
Jack: What?
Hugh: My next door radio. My neighbours who watch TV so loud that I can hear it through the wall and undestand each word very well.

by KurtSteinerPL January 17, 2012

next level stoogery

A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.

Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.

by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023

cuntrek next generation

To boldly go where others has been before.

I been in this shit and I know someone has been here before, but she's not that old she's definitely cuntrek next generation.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

Asshole next door

What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.

She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021