neil

Having 12 or more contract 'runners' at the same time. Usually this is celebrated by buying a beige jacket

Boys, boys I nearly have Neil runners!

by 12Runners12345 May 12, 2017

Neil

Someone who tries to call you every day ( they’re rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out)

Neil:“I’ve been working on a unified theory”
Neil as well also:“If I make it through tonight everybody’s gonna hear me out”

by Your moms secret furry account September 26, 2022

Neil

Neil is a very smart, rich boy who is very funny. He is very rich and will donate lots to charity. Neil can always make you laugh no matter what mood you are in.

Damn. Neil is so rich and generous

by davidmichaels September 6, 2019

Neiled

"Neiled" is slang for being scammed. It refers to an online record vendor that tricks customers into paying for out-of-stock merch and then never issues a refund.

"You get that new record you ordered from horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Nah, mate, I got neiled. Asked for a refund and then they ghosted me. Now I'm out 140 bucks."

"Harry! How are you? Did you ever get a refund for that order you cancelled on horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Hell no, bruv. Bastards neiled me."

by VicGot March 22, 2022

Neil Diamond

When a man ejaculates on one’s knee cap.

Like a Pearl Necklace, but when seamen is targeted at the knee cap, it is indeed a Neil Diamond

“Ron, when you are finished, will you please give me a Neil Diamond”

by Alexc0524 January 4, 2020

Neil mirani

Minecraft player who seems like an ordinary person but could ruin your life

I want to become like Neil mirani

by Majnu mirani November 23, 2021

kyle neil

mr neil is such a nice person, he is alwys very nice. he always gives 7/7 for his students in the first row

boy 1: is that kyle neil?
boy 2: Yeah, he's the best teacher ever!
girl 1: he always gives us 7/7s!
girl 2: but only if you're in the front row of the class...

by Front row student in class g9 May 7, 2024