mix and mum

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Katie: Teacher, you forgot to check our homework that nobody in the class did
John: MIX AND MUM!!!

by Mix and Mum May 11, 2017

morgz mum

mother of the spawn of satan

"oh no, its morgz mum"

by jimbo nutron May 14, 2020

Your Mum

Your mum is an unfunny joke that no one uses anymore, please find a funnier joke if you use this...

Friend Hey tell me a joke
You Your Mum
Friend 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

by Get a life love February 27, 2022

Oozymurs mum

A lovely women who it’s absolutely fabulous but unfortunately has a strange child. She is great. We love oozymurs mum she is our idol.

Omg there’s oozymurs mum

by Eggnog26 June 15, 2019

hockey mum

overweight, middle-aged women clad in horrible nylon clothes with elasticized-waistbands, whose husband's gave up fucking 'em a decade ago.

Watch out here comes some hockey mums

by GazzerB October 31, 2008

Mum shit

to make the most god awfull smell humanly possible

dad:argh whats that awful smell
son:thats mum shit dad

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

your mum

part one of the greatest insult ever created

your mum touches kids

by eadipus February 29, 2004