Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean: A sexy bald man that i’d love to smell, with that shiny bald head he can attract everyone and everything in a 200 mile radius, not only that but Mr. Clean will make your house shine almost as much as his sexy bald head.
I would spend millions just to sniff him and you would too, he also makes great cleaning products.

My Friend: “Man, my house is so dirty.”
Me: “You should get some Mr. Clean (sexiest man ever) products, they help so much!”

by SussySexyMan June 29, 2021

Mr. Hammer

A flaming faggot who sucks the largest cocks. He loves to blow his "horn". He is married to what looks like to be his sister. On occasion, he and P-Bone have a gay relationship in which they shove their instruments up each other's ass holes until they reach the climax of their orgasms. BAND HORNS UP! *clap**clap*

P-Bone: "Yo yo Mr. Hammer, I got my practice records for the nine weeks. Is there any extra credit I can do?"

Mr. Hammer: "Aww yeah, I got some 'extra credit' for you."

by Rifaat August 1, 2012

Mr. Buggles

Mr. Buggles is a youtube sensation. He is a talking dog who has gone viral on youtube. His videos have been posted on many different websites. The animator and voice actor for Mr. Buggles is unknown. We do know that he has great comedic skills, he is a great source of entertainment, and he is very inspiring. Mr. Buggles went through a hard rough past and he makes comedy out of it. To find his videos, look up on Youtube, “Mr. Buggles Talking Dog”. He deserves fame and glory for his overall grand personality and comedic skill. Mr. Buggles is a yellow Labrador Retreiver. He has some information about himself on his YouTube channel. He talks about his past, his current family, and funny random stuff such as mailmen. Mr. Buggles is on a path to fame and he has the UPS mailmen right by his side!

Wow! You must watch Mr. Buggles videos! How else would you be so glorious and amazing!

by Thatoneguywhofindsfuturecelebs October 4, 2018

Mr. Urbanman

A fucking giga chad who gets all the bitches and has balls of steel.

Yo Mr. Urbanman, can you tell me what it feels like to not be a virgin?

by adumbassidiot April 30, 2022

mr traynor

Best geography teacher 👏
🇮🇪 > 🇬🇧

BLESSES EACH ONE OF HIS STUDENTS WITH A LOVELY SMILE AND POLITE COMPLIMENT EVERYDAY

EVERYONE OF MR TRAYNORS STUDENTS IS EXTREMELY GRATEFUL FOR HIS EXISTENCE 🍀

BELOVED BY EVERYONE DUE TO HIS FUNLOVING ATTITUDE

FUNNIEST TEACHER EVER

LITERALLY THE BEST TEACHER

Mr traynor supremacy 💥

Mom: "what are you doing"
Everyone in option 2 geo: "texting in the amazing geography group chat dedicated to learning bcs of Mr traynor✊"

by waterfallsandoxbowlakes April 11, 2022

Mr Vince

Some noncey teacher who works at schools and flees the continent when he's discovered.

I got a detention with Mr VInce and my asshole has never been the same.

by Kajus Vaicuis March 29, 2021

mr jefferson

An offensive term for an african-american

"Whoa, calm down Mr Jefferson! Theres plenty of watermeleon to go around"

by popp13 September 18, 2006