Moist Gauntlet

When you fist a hot chica up to your ladgendary elbow like a knight of shagalot

Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I fell asleep last night with a moist gauntlet called saffy, now my arms as wrinkly as wills mums vag"

by silkysmoothandgeneralmastertye May 23, 2014

Moist Cereal

The act of eating cum covered cereal out of a girls vagina.

"I had some moist cereal last night."

by GentleChaos May 24, 2017

moist karl

Poop in tube sock and proceed to beat your mate with filled sock.

Johnny dropped deuce in my sock and moist karled the shit out of bobby

by Dustysnacks September 14, 2013

puss moist

someone who is a pussy and scared to do anything risky

(maliyah)

Don’t be a puss moist.

by i invented the word puss moist August 26, 2019

Moist Sati

a fresh steamy sam straight out the shower.

"Quick get a towel theres a moist sati about!"

by rashee August 13, 2008

moist bearclaw

The act of sticking your foot with untrimmed dirty toenails into the ass of a cripple.

That legless bitch was begging for the moist bearclaw at the shelter last night.

by FLJ August 08, 2006

moist towelette

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.

guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"

by MrT1ki June 13, 2007