mine diamonds

Mine diamonds is a song of which a nine year old screams about Minecraft diamonds. The song is written by Minecraft Awesome Parody’s. This song is also a meme.
by Loly troll lol May 8, 2018
mugGet the mine diamondsmug.

you’re mine

When a guy says you’re mine he’s going to put you through hell of mind games and a situationship. He will treat you like his girl yet he won’t claim you
Beth: I think he likes me we might move to the next step , he said “ you’re mine”

Lisa: girl that fuckboy don’t like he , he’s using you
by Rdugcc February 17, 2018
mugGet the you’re minemug.

Mine Sweeper

A game that only 1337 cereal gamers can play. You, however, probably have no idea how to play and will click randomly until you hit mine. The game isn't actually hard, it's just you're a fucktard who can't figure it out.
n00b- 1 C4n7 p14y M1n3533p3RzZzZzZzZzZz h31pppp M3HhHHhHhhHhHhHHHhHhHzZzZzZzZzZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!1!!!1!1
intelligent person- When you're playing mine sweeper click on a gray tile and if that number is a 3 there are-
n00b- 7h4t M4k3ZZZZZZZZZZzz n0 53n53!!!!!!!!!1!1!One!!!
intelligent person- fuck you.
by xxXX69yourmom69XXxx February 5, 2012
mugGet the Mine Sweepermug.

Mining the Craft

Guy One: Dude, last night I was Mining the Craft all night.
Guy Two: You have way too much time on your hands, don't you?
Guy One: ... *Punches Guy Two in the Face*
by Gaikin February 28, 2011
mugGet the Mining the Craftmug.

smut mining

a phrase describing the average sexually addicted male with internet access. Who spends most of his online time devoted to finding, trading and cataloging new and free porn sites and pictures to further his collection
Most pedifiles engage in smut mining. The can be found useing MIRC because they think they cant be traced as they trade in their illegal pictures of usually french kiddy porn.
by lord X-treme November 10, 2008
mugGet the smut miningmug.

land mine

passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine
Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.
by Sp33dstix March 14, 2009
mugGet the land minemug.

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