Meth Monster

The bald-spot infested, bloodshot eyed, emaciated meth addict twin brother of the famous Sesame Street character Cookie Monster. He is neighbors with Oscar the Grouch and smokes meth in the dumpster next to Oscar's trash can.

Meth Monster- Hey kids, my brother couldn't make it today because I, I KILLED HIM AND THREW HIM IN A DUMPSTER!! I mean he's sick from eating too many cookies. That's why I smoke meth instead. Now anyways time to count to 10

1 bag of meth.
2 bags of meth.
3 bags of meth.
4 bags of meth
5 bags of meth

Meth Monster: Oh shit this is starting to get tempting
6 bags of meth
7 bags of meth
*Starts sweating
8 bags of meth
9 bags of meth
Meth Monster: C'mon almost to 10
10 bags of meth

*pulls out a gun

Meth Monster: DON'T YOU TAKE A SINGLE STEP CAMERA GUY!!! This shit is mine all mine!! I'm gonna smoke it and get so fucking wired tonight!!!

* shoots the camera guy pulls out his pipe and puts the meth in the pipe

Meth Monster: yes!!!! hahahhahahaha!!!! and remember kids, meth is better for you than cookies.

by beerisgood94 January 5, 2010

meth coffee

When so much coffee grounds are used to brew coffee that the coffee has meth like stimulant effects, causing hyperactivity, increased heart rate, and paranoia.

I needed a little kick before my business meeting, so I brewed upo some meth coffee.

by FolkandFlipFlops June 16, 2014

meth tits

Stephanie Tanner on Fuller House. Meth Tits.

Stephanie Tanner brought her meth tits to the party.

by Shaunasweets August 23, 2016

meth bugs

bugs u get when your on meth

holy shit i have meth bugs!

by wannabango October 8, 2008

Meth Valley

A term used to describe Vermillion County Illinois, including Danville and surrounding areas. Aptly named for the inability to ever be more than 100 yards from a former or current meth lab anywhere inside this community.

John: "Have you seen Jane since she got back from Meth Valley?"

Joe: "No, but I heard she lost 50 pounds, her kids, and most of her teeth."

by gawdly1 March 29, 2013

Methed Up

to be on meth while under the disco ball at cheap skate.

I'd choose to be methed up over the prostitutes at the front door any day

by guesshowmanysticks May 11, 2011

Meth Woods

A person that usually does meth and other drugs. A large person. Someone who likes to suck and blow a lot of cock.

Quit sucking that mans cock Meth!!!! Dont do drugs mmkay drugs are bad mmkay... or else you will be called methew woods or Meth Woods

by krackerjax July 8, 2011