by IlikeMilk October 02, 2014
by Jamo666 December 10, 2023
often used after one has pulled something incredible off, and jacked off right after.
originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.
originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.
by poop cruncher November 06, 2020
The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
by Mayo Sammich March 04, 2018
by CleanShavenRascist July 16, 2022
It's where you take your clothes off, take a few big jars of mayonnaise pour them on your partner's body's. After you rub it really good on their skin EVERYWHERE. Then you wrestle for the time of your life, make sure your tired first, one that has the most mayonnaise left on their body wins.
by Giraffes game March 05, 2017