Mayonnaise

an instrument.

is mayonnaise an instrument

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

Mayonnaise Hands

After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.

Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.

by Lil Mayonnaise June 22, 2018

mayonnaise head

Dirty ass Mexican

Stupid ass mayonnaise head

by Fortnox January 14, 2015

Mayonnaise Warrior

Some Bullshit Morgan made up with her friend and now she thinks its an entire movement.

You are such a Mayonnaise Warrior. Imagine not liking cock sliding down your throught

by cockdevourer88 July 21, 2020

Mayonnaise jaring

The act of nutting in one’s butt then shoving a butt plug in the hole.

Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?

Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!

by chumpaIumpa March 21, 2022

mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.

Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…

by JessaCali September 10, 2023

bolognese mayonnaise

when you creampie during her period

Beta male: i don't like having sex on her period
Alpha: not a bolognese mayonnaise fan, huh?

by naprimerjanez February 1, 2021