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sophia macias

Sophia is a gay beluga whale.Who is crippled and who has adhd and austim and add.Sophia is related to the coochie woochie monster and takes massive shits and brings getto people to houses.
“oh no sophia macias is coming
“let’s run before she shits on us”
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Gorilla Mascara

The female counterpart to the famous “Gorilla Mask”.

A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.

Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.
“Hey honey, I didn’t mean to scare ya, I was just giving you some gorilla mascara.” - Tupac
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Dirty Marcia

Choking on a cock till you pass-out then get pounder hard while passedout and wake up fucking
Look at that dirty Marcia bet she is worth taking home
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Maximillian Robert Macias

A super sweet, amazing, good looking, funny, awkward {in a good way ^.^} adorable guy(:
Allie: Will You Go To SADIES With Me?(: <3
Maximillian Robert Macias: __________ {?}
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Javier Flobeirto Marcial

a small mexican which takes 45 min jerk sessions and puts off hanging with his only 2 white friends
Connor : get yo lil ass out here javier flobeirto marcial!
javier : hold on i need taco taco taco
cody : can i nut on your pillow?
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