Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers

"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022

Manchester

A word of expression to imitate the accent of one from Manchester. Usually said in unison with others.

Person 1: "Yeah I'm going up to Manchester today"
Person 2: " Manchester"
Person 3: "Manchester"
Person 4: "Manchester"

by SM067221 February 1, 2019

Manchester City

The best football/soccer club in the world. Won a treble last season and might achieve a Premier League fourpeat this season. Has players such as Erling Haaland and Manuel Akanji

Lads, Manchester City has officially has fourpeated the Premier League! Another record broken

by fordashy is gay December 9, 2023

Manchester Valley Highschool

A school located in the state of Maryland. Prides itself on being one of the most eco-friendly schools in Maryland. This isn't much of an achievement considering the areas surrounding it are urbanized and it's situated in an almost purely agrarian (Farm based) region. For a large portion of its history, it experienced overpopulation with its school body colliding with the former high school North Carroll Highschool. Overall it is a decent High School that can provide for it's students but that depends on the student and teacher in question.

"Hey, what school do you go to?"
"Oh I go to Manchester Valley Highschool"

by Hopelesslysurviving November 27, 2022

Greater Manchester Pincer

Lulling an ally into a false sense of security before sending them 8 terabytes of furry games/porn

"Yo dude you wont believe it, Nikolaj fell for the Greater Manchester Pincer last night"

by YaBoyPerun August 25, 2025

Manchester United

synonym of trash can
has the worst defences
worst place to be

"Oh no were in Manchester United"

by FooballFan March 28, 2022

Manchester United

A certain finished club based in the greater Manchester region but majority of their fans are glory hunters from London. They are lead by their able and wonderful captain Harry Maguire. Some of the notable people who played in this disgusting club include Pendaldo, madman Penandes, De gea, Shitsandro martinez and local Politician Marcus Trashford. With the able guidance of Dutch gaffer Erik Ten Hag, they are surely going no where and need to be disbanded. They are famous for hating on their owners (the glazers) using them as a scapegoat after losing a match but real football fans know Sergio Aguero and Lionel Messi own that club.

Manchester United will be the end of Sir Alex Ferguson.

If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United

I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni

by Messigrande_ October 6, 2022