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Magic Hour

1. (noun) A period of time typically starting soon before last call and ending when a bar/club is officially closed wherein every person who has not yet hooked up and wishes to do so lowers their respective standards to “whatever is available”. Usually results in regrettable hookups with unattractive and/or fat people. When coupled with drinking large amounts of alcohol may result in truly reprehensible hookup scenarios.

2. (adj.) Used to describe a person who would not normally be the object of sexual attraction. Typically said person is extraordinarily unattractive or overweight.
“Hey dude, did you see who Melvin hooked up with last night? She was HUGE!!”
“Well, what do you expect at 3:30AM? It was the magic hour."

“Yo, have you seen the new chick that started this week? She hot?”
Absolutely not, pure magic hour material.”
by Tyler McNasty June 20, 2010
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Magic Stick

A very long and magical cock only held by the most elite of men.
Bruce: “you know my magic stick is 8 1/2 inches long, u can play with it sometime.”
Samantha: “yes please daddy give it to me
by KevinC2003 November 4, 2018
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Red Mage

In the first Final Fantasy game, a potentially well-balanced mix of Fighter, Black Mage, and White Mage.

In 8-Bit Theater, a transplant from the D & D universe obsessed with statistics and not much good in actual combat, but a great deal of good for witty comments...especially when he's the butt of the joke.
"I am...THE RED MAGE!"
(Cheesy lensflare, GO!)
by Ingonyama April 20, 2004
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Maecy

a lovely girl who loves to be in the presence of funny people, she is also smart, beautiful and will always have a good sense of humour.
You're as beautiful as a Maecy.
by I_fucked_up June 24, 2016
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magic

A word used when someone cheats or something unexplainable happens.
George: How does Nam win every time?
Jason: MAGIC!
by Seaworth November 19, 2016
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Magic Fingers

Fingering a girl and she explodes right away
by GKizzle May 1, 2005
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magic marker

After take a shit you keep wiping and the shit never goes away
Dude, I was stuck in the stall for 20 minutes because I had a magic marker!
by Ay-yo-gray-suit March 4, 2017
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