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Loose Monday

As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.
Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021
mugGet the Loose Mondaymug.

Loose Lippen

the femal version of "free ballin"
not wearing any underwear thongs panties etc..
she has no underwaer on at all!! shes loose lippen
by wilberttr4 November 3, 2008
mugGet the Loose Lippenmug.

loose legend

Someone chatting shit after a taxi ride. Usually quite intoxicated
by Looselegend November 12, 2018
mugGet the loose legendmug.

loose tooth.

A pain I'm having right now. In fact, my tooth fucking hurts so bad that it is like a million rams hitting you til you are knocked out but cows come out of nowhere and cum on you then rip your eyes out then bulls come out and gore you in the heart then eat you with their sharp teeth. Yea.. It is pretty bad.. So brush your teeth to avoid that shit.
by guy with a fucking tooth pain. December 14, 2018
mugGet the loose tooth.mug.

Loose turkey

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!
by Lex looger December 20, 2019
mugGet the Loose turkeymug.

Loose necropheliac

A loose necropheliac prefers to blow-dry and stretch with lube the labial majora of an inpatient at a morgue preferably after closing.
I couldn't invite Herman to the holiday party because everyone suspects he is a loose necropheliac.
by Wet toot November 27, 2017
mugGet the Loose necropheliacmug.

Flint Loose

a situation/event/problem that is capable of being done so smoothly it becomes as loose as Eric Flint.
Dude, i hooked up with that chick; SO EASY!

Like Flint Loose?

You know it.
by 22 Ninjas June 29, 2010
mugGet the Flint Loosemug.

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