The lonely masterbater

When your irrational fan base immediately masturbate when they hear your name. Even after your failed career.

Chad heard the name Jimmer in the produce section, now those apples have a protein glaze and he is know as "the lonely masterbater."

by Bman88 April 8, 2019

lonely nigger

A black hockey player.

"We got Swatowski."
"Thats one lonely nigger, this ain't hockey"

by Yillis May 17, 2006

Lonely Settlement

When someone is so lonely that they will be attracted to whoever pays them any sexual attention.

What the hell? Why is Laura going out with Jack? He's kind of a loser.
No guys ever talk to her. It's just your average case of lonely settlement.

by Sleet October 12, 2009

Lonely Island

When a male gets a raging stonk on, he pulls it up and tucks it in his pants. Just so his bell end is popping out. Thus creating a Lonely Island. Often used on the Beach and often crops up in holiday snaps.

Haha! can see That Lonely Island!

by jeff93 January 7, 2010

lonely ass

It’s you when you don’t have a Valentine for St-Valentines day

« You are such a lonely ass, how can you not have a date for Valentine’s Day »

by cannot handle February 12, 2020

lone terd

A relentlessly appearing log of shit in a pooper. Defiant to the mighty power of the flush this persistent bastard of a shit fights for survival, sometimes making surprise visits just when you think its gone. Also referred to as a reoccurring terd, this result of a massive crap attack held strong when others failed.

"Having become overwhelmed by a crap attack, Jeff sprinted with sonic boom strength to the nearest pooper where he found satisfiying relief. Moments later, a peaceful goer by, Karen, noticed the bathroom needed new towels. Upon entering the bathroom she discovered a horrifiying lone terd. In effort to rid the office of this lone terd she flushed and flushed again unable to erradicate it. Oh poopity."

by Super Pooper Poopity November 3, 2011

lonely pockets

A tragically flat female backside, termed as such because the back pockets on her jeans/skirt/shorts/etc... have little, if anything, to keep them company.

I like my girls built like Vida Guerra. You, on the other hand, prefer the ones with lonely pockets.

by HarshLindsey November 10, 2007