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Dutch Latte

1. The act of administering a coffee enema after anal sex.

2. The resultant fluid mixture of the above act.
"Hey Ted, you don't look so good."
"I feel awful. The guy at Starbucks gave me a Dutch Latte this morning."
by Thuzz October 10, 2017
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Latt

Latt is the name of someone who has a great radio voice. Latts are humble yet cocky. They have a good sense of humor but can yell for no reason but their own enjoyment. Latts enjoy socializing but only when they want.
Latt yelled at me earlier but he wants some chocolate now, so he isn’t shouting currently.
by Lilninja808 August 9, 2022
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Latte Elf

Discord member with a horrible personality always asking for mod
Have you seen latte elf
No
Well ur lucky
by Server's Favorite Rhino March 6, 2021
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Latte in a kayak.

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.
Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”
by Wisdom of Russell February 21, 2022
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urban latte

this is what you call a yerba mate while in sanfrancisco
While in SanFrancisco I went and picked up an urban latte to go with my mixed grain yogurt
by probablydefining August 3, 2023
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Latte Art

Noun.
Fancy designs drawn in sparkling café latté, mostly used by hipsters to attract the white girl species.

Note: If you can master the swan, there’s no more limit to your sexual influence.
« Nice Latte art, wanna fuck? »
by Bruce_tha_moose April 24, 2017
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metal spoon latte

A term used to define an instrument of pleasure. Typically used by Craigslist followers who meet up for personal encounters in hotels. The instrument does not have to be a spoon, but typically is and is heated up and used to stimulate specific parts of the body during sexual intercourse.
He babe. When we meet up tomorrow at the Hotel de Baiser be sure to bring your metal spoon latte.
by C_O_T_S October 30, 2012
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