Laser

A device that generates an intense beam of coherent monochromatic light (or other electromagnetic radiation) by stimulated emission of photons from excited atoms or molecules. Lasers are used in drilling and cutting, alignment and guidance, and in surgery; the optical properties are exploited in holography, reading barcodes, and in recording and playing compact discs.

What is a laser?

Oh, its a light that creates an intense beam!

by Debx January 17, 2020

laser trex

knows you are aware of his existence is currently en-route to your house.

the laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster

by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020

rainbow laser

A dildo for lesbians

Omg! That rainbow laser feels so good

by Urbanganga March 17, 2017

laser idiot

A person who shines a laser at a vehicle like a car or plane.

Bro, that guy is such a laser idiot, he’s shining that laser at that plane.

by THISHANDLEISALREADYINUSE? December 21, 2024

Laser

Cool, dope. A term used for something that is outstandingly awesome

"Did you see the Shamrock Shake is back?"
"Yeah, those things are laser."

by Gooosepoop March 19, 2023

Super Laser Piss

An attack used by Dr. Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.

Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)

by not a G.U.N. soldier November 3, 2023

Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020