Kung Foot

Using Kung Fu and then doing a shit fetish while rubbing the foot and having deep sex.

I kung foot his ass that was spicy

by oldmcdonald23102491 December 11, 2021

Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.

Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!

by Punky K January 21, 2024

kung Goo

A person with incredible Google abilities, that can almost always find what they're looking for. This skill is also known as google-fu

nobody: hey, do you remember that computer program from the 1990s with like a jester on it? I Binged everywhere and I can't figure it out.
a genius: oh, your kung Goo is weak, that's a pity. I'll take a look for you, oh here it is, it's called FoolProof, made in 1993 by SmartStuff Software
nobody:

by m4cbeth January 13, 2021

Sveriges Kung

Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter.

Nagham: Varför är kungen?

Axel: Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter.

Sveriges kung är Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter. det är defined

by Sveriges Kung September 15, 2020

Kung-Football

Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(

I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.

by Chrisssythewhite February 26, 2011

Kung POW Ass

A popping booty on a fine honey. That ass is about to explode out those tight pants. Makes you get sprung

Man, that fly honey with the tight pants on has a "Kung POW Ass'

by Michael 'Heavy G' Widorski February 23, 2014

Kung furry

A term for anyone who is attracted to any character in kung fu panda

I find master oogway so sexy

Shut up you kung furry

by Padstar1508 January 23, 2023