Kung furry

A term for anyone who is attracted to any character in kung fu panda

I find master oogway so sexy

Shut up you kung furry

by Padstar1508 January 23, 2023

Kung-Football

Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(

I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.

by Chrisssythewhite February 26, 2011

kung fu porn

Watching hot girls do kung fu or other martial art.

"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"

by josefu0 May 18, 2017

Kung-Fu Goon

Kung-Fu Goon an old person who thinks the win and succeed in life fighting in chat rooms

Kung-Fu Goon is trolling people again and she’s a champion

by VileGay September 21, 2023

Kung fu typing

Kung fu typing are people who do not have the guts to engage in real life conflict . A person will type anything to anyone on the Internet that they don’t know personally. A person who is only hostile on the internet.

He’s Kung Fu Typing Hostile insults on a social media political post.

by SuperXNovaX February 11, 2019

Kung Fu suntan

Substantial and visible bruising (i.e. yellow or purple discoloration) over large areas of the body due to repeated impact, such as by punching or kicking.

After a month of intense training and sparring, James developed a sickly yellow Kung Fu suntan all down his shins.

by Bosonator August 17, 2019

Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022