Kung Pao Queef

Vag that is particularly spicy and vinegary to the taste, hence Kung Pao. Not rank or nasty like bearded clam or fishburger it is still an acquired taste even among cunny connoisseurs.

Bruh, I ate out at Mona's the other night, she got some serious Kung Pao Queef. It was pretty intense, but I had to finish her off, ya know?

by CaliforniaYankee88 May 10, 2018

kung fu

cocaine

you got any of that kung fu karate chop chop motherfucker? i am all out...

by blacksabbathmatters August 24, 2019

Kung-Fu

Takes many difficult steps to complete object.

Changing a tire takes some kung-fu.

by Lalajuicy October 03, 2022

kung fu

1. the art of folding clothes whilst there is a person still inside
2. involuntary yoga

person1: im going to commit kung fu
person2: lol what

by Super pixel March 08, 2022

Kung Pow Pecker

A foreign shaft used to obliterate the cooters of Chinese hookers.

Robbie’s teacher failed him so he gave her a taste of the Kung Pow Pecker

by Peter Ching June 30, 2021

kung fung

The crusty film that accumulates on individual pubic hairs after sex or a long period between showers.

Kristen- "did you go down on Tate?"
Tabatha- "I made him shower first. Lots of Kung Fung on those marbles".

by nickthickie December 14, 2013

Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020