The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.
Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect
by Kj7770 November 22, 2023
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A shitty kris

Defecating in another’s trousers while standing up ,then rolling it around while sitting on their buttocks.
Kris gave gavin a shitty kris after gave him a rusty trombone.
by kristosticky December 17, 2024
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It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.
Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.
by syafinaz confirms that? November 19, 2023
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Kris Folsom

Zach: Hey bro! Why did you lose your job today?
Conner: because I totally got caught trying to Kris Folsom!
Zach: Thats fucked up!
by Bluedevil84 August 16, 2021
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Kris Bry-aint very good

An expression used to express your knowledge of the fact that Kris Bryant is a massive overrated douchbag on a terrible contract for a shit team.
Another strickout!? Holey shit Kris Bry-aint very good!
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