basketball man1: did you hear kobe died?
basketball man2: no way lmao so sad. f
basketball man1: yeah haha Kobe Bryant more like Kobe Flyn't
basketball man2: lmao he went kobe right into the ground
basketball man2: no way lmao so sad. f
basketball man1: yeah haha Kobe Bryant more like Kobe Flyn't
basketball man2: lmao he went kobe right into the ground
by BruhMan1 February 4, 2020
Get the kobe bryantmug. by nanc ybryce September 14, 2007
Get the kobe weedmug. Kobe Hater is a term used by fanatic Kobe Bryant fans who can't accept that he isn't the greatest NBA player of all time. No matter what statistics or facts you bring up to them, it doesn't matter.
They are likely to point to the amount of championship rings or his 81 points in one game as proof to why he is the greatest thing since slice bread.
Statistics such as Shaq winning the first three finals MVP's during Kobe's first three titles, the fact that Kobe has shot under 40.5% in 5 out of his seven NBA finals, or the fact that when Kobe was injured during their first three-peat, the Lakers' regular season record was 25-7 (78 percent) which is a better record than when Kobe was playing don't matter to these fanatic fans.
Most recently people will call you a Kobe hater if you dare to bring up Kobe shooting under 30% in the 4th quarter of the 2010 NBA finals, Kobe shooting went 6-24 (25%) from the field in game seven of the 2010 finals, or that in the Lakers 4 wins in the 2010 finals Kobe shot 25/94 (under 27%).
Kobe-Bryant-Michael-Jordan.com is notorious for being run by so called Kobe Haters, even though their articles are full of very detailed statistical analysis.
They are likely to point to the amount of championship rings or his 81 points in one game as proof to why he is the greatest thing since slice bread.
Statistics such as Shaq winning the first three finals MVP's during Kobe's first three titles, the fact that Kobe has shot under 40.5% in 5 out of his seven NBA finals, or the fact that when Kobe was injured during their first three-peat, the Lakers' regular season record was 25-7 (78 percent) which is a better record than when Kobe was playing don't matter to these fanatic fans.
Most recently people will call you a Kobe hater if you dare to bring up Kobe shooting under 30% in the 4th quarter of the 2010 NBA finals, Kobe shooting went 6-24 (25%) from the field in game seven of the 2010 finals, or that in the Lakers 4 wins in the 2010 finals Kobe shot 25/94 (under 27%).
Kobe-Bryant-Michael-Jordan.com is notorious for being run by so called Kobe Haters, even though their articles are full of very detailed statistical analysis.
Kobe Fan: Kobe Bryant is the best player in the NBA
Kobe Hater: I think LeBron James is better
Kobe Fan: You're crazy! LeBron has no rings, your a Kobe hater!
Kobe Hater: I think LeBron James is better
Kobe Fan: You're crazy! LeBron has no rings, your a Kobe hater!
by #1KobeHater July 26, 2010
Get the Kobe Hatermug. A Fag. Has a butterfly tattoo on his right arm, signifying his ultimate gayness. Changed my jersey number from 8 to 24. Why? because I am now 3 times as gay!
I am kobe bryant. I cheated on my wife, and I got caught. Now i have a fuckin gay ass butterfly tattoo to prove it.
by Vanessa Bryant May 11, 2007
Get the kobe bryantmug. The best basketball player in the known world. Dude put up 81 points v.s. Toronto Raptors on Jan. 22, 2006. He averaged more than 35 points per game in the 2005-2006 season.
Zach:Who do you think is the best player in the league?
Jordan: Are you kidding me? Kobe Bryant , no doubt!
Jordan: Are you kidding me? Kobe Bryant , no doubt!
by J-MAT December 7, 2006
Get the Kobe Bryantmug. An offensive strategy employed by the LA Lakers in which they give the ball to Kobe Bryant, then stand around and watch him take on the other team's entire defense by himself.
The success of this strategy is entirely dependent on whether or not Kobe is knocking down his fadeaway jumpshots.
The success of this strategy is entirely dependent on whether or not Kobe is knocking down his fadeaway jumpshots.
-Did you hear the Lakers lost to Cleveland? How embarrassing!
-Well of course they did, they played Kobe ball and he ended up shooting 8 for 24.
-Well of course they did, they played Kobe ball and he ended up shooting 8 for 24.
by Milky Cannon March 14, 2011
Get the Kobe ballmug. The best player in the NBA, and by the time he's done, the best in NBA history. 81 points in one game, 4 NBA titles, one withOUT shaq, the best finisher in the game, the most hard-working, hard-nosed player in the NBA. Better then LeBron, will be better then Michael.
by hurricanes3621 June 24, 2009
Get the Kobe Bryantmug.