Jumping Cactus

When somebody goes to slap your ass and you jump and instead get clapped in the balls from behind

I went up for the catch and Justin hit me with that jumping cactus.

by eshsurbandic May 10, 2019

jump aling

To act scared for no reason

Behaving scared on a regular basis; A paranoid person; to react to an encounter like a B•tch is to be a Jump aling.

by Transparent Perspective January 23, 2014

Jumping the Doodle

The act of double handed masturbation under the guise of playing doodle jump.

An example of the trick in action:

"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?

"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".

by Reginald Vasquz June 19, 2010

jumpers jump

The youtubers by the name of Carlos and Gavin. They sometimes have special guests. They have a podcast and talks about theories and other things.

Go watch Jumpers Jump new video

by daddychill 0123456789 July 15, 2021

Site Jumping

The point at which your normal internet browsing routine has ended and you are just going from site to site to site repeatedly out of pure boredom.

Person: I've checked facebook, YouTube, and Twitter like a million times and nothing is going on! Maybe If I check one more time...

*1 hour later*

Person: Damn, I've been Site Jumping haven't I?

by Amazingboy97 November 30, 2010

mong jump

paralympic sport for absolute mongs. current world champ: Jamie Smith

go and practice the mong jump you fucking spastic.

by mong1234 December 15, 2011

bungee jumping

when you jump off a really really high place, and the rope does the rest!

guy 1: bungee jumping sounds so cool, i'm gonna do it twice!
guy 2: good cuz your gonna do it three times

by steven lebarron February 29, 2008